Tired of all of those stupid Survey's made by High School kids who really think its neat to Sneak Out and Sleep in a bed with the "opposite" sex? Well I am too.
Here are some questions for some people who are a little more mature than the average MTV Generation Retard.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Electricity bill. Fuck you, Edison!
2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic Dinner?
Sage and Onion
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
First weekend of January
4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It matches my skirt and I don't have to wear a bra.
10. Gas Prices! First Thought?
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go and who would you take?
Southern France, Aaron
12. First Thought When the alarm went off this morning?
Next time...will get up next time...
13. Last thought before Falling asleep last night?
14. Favorite style of Underwear?
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
16. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
17. If you didnt have to work would you?
18. Sex or Sleep?
19. Your Favorite Cartoon Character?
20. Favorite non sexual thing to do at night with a girl?
21. A secret that you wouldnt mind everyone knowing?
I'm a complete lush
22. What was your First Car?
23. Your Best Your Mamma Joke?
24. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
25. What do you get everytime you go into a Whataburger (waffle house for you non FL ppl)?
26. Beach Or Shore?
27. Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
28. Who do you Stalk on myspace?
29. Favorite Guilty Pleasure?
30. Favorite Movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about?
the mary-kate and ashley movies. SHUT UP.
31. What's your drink?
Sam Adams seasonal.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
33. Cops or Robbers?
34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?
35. What Hollyood Star do you think resembles you best?
used to be the olsen twins...now, tina majorino
34. If you had to pick one which cast member of Lost would you be?
evangeline lilly, duh
35. What do you want when you are sick?
Campbell's Chicken Soup. The cheap stuff, none of this fancy homestyle shit.
36. Who from High School would you like to run into?
37. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
87.9, my iPod
38. Stiffler or Oz?
39. Norm or Cliff?
40. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
41. Worst Relationship Mistake that you wish you could take back?
42. Do you Like the Person who sits directly across from you at work?
43. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
44. What Famous person would you like to have dinner with?
45. What famous Person would you like to sleep with?
michael ian black
46. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
yes! it was so exciting.
47. Last book you read for real?
the grapes of wrath
48. Do you have a teddy bear?
49. Strangest Place you have ever had sex?
nowhere, really. well, a frat house. strange for me.
50. Strangest Place you have ever wanted to have sex?
51. How many times a day do you text?
52. at this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
53. Do you go to church?
54. Pencil or Pen?
55. Describe your favorite Day?
the first one that comes to mind was yesterday when aaron woke me up with coffee, backrub, and sex, and i spent the rest of the day not having to do anything but still being productive.